a-ciddd: how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
me watching titanic: maybe it wont hit the iceberg this time