*when my name is in a math problem*
class: *stares at me*
me: that's right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons
me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: what are those?
me: eats a snack while making a snack
everthorned: if you say you didn’t have a crush on ricky ullman when you were younger you’re lying phil of the future was one fine piece of ass
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
jkellemn0p: my life is just one big sigh.
nordickong: talesofacollegenothing: I searched google for ‘most american picture ever’ So did I