August 2012
*when my name is in a math problem*
class: *stares at me*
me: that's right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons
me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: what are those?
me: eats a snack while making a snack
everthorned:
if you say you didn’t have a crush on ricky ullman when you were younger you’re lying
phil of the future was one fine piece of ass
blaqkwidow:
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
jkellemn0p:
my life is just one big sigh.
nordickong:
talesofacollegenothing:
I searched google for ‘most american picture ever’
So did I
