"Happy girls are the prettiest."

americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:36:17 -0400

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

gnarly-gnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:35:51 -0400

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

kankrivantas: do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:35:23 -0400

kankrivantas:

do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person

thenimbus: do you ever feellike a plastic bag

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:34:38 -0400

thenimbus:

do you ever feel
like a plastic bag

sherlockhowell: I JSUT REALIZED HIS NAME IS RICO BECAUSE RICO...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:33:47 -0400

sherlockhowell:

I JSUT REALIZED HIS NAME IS RICO BECAUSE RICO IN SPANISH MEANS RICH WOW I’M JUST 5 YEARS LATE

-annoying: i wanna play twister with someone really hot oops i fell & touched your whole body

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:33:29 -0400

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:32:43 -0400

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

hellyeahjustlikethat: The things we never say

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:31:54 -0400

hellyeahjustlikethat:

The things we never say

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theyellowbrickroad: so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:30:15 -0400

theyellowbrickroad:

so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but something felt weird about them so when i got home i took them off and changed into pajamas and i was looking at the back of them and

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Fri, 17 May 2013 17:29:41 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:28:59 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

theoozingbraininvain: tankkobon: tumblingsheep: Me catching...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:28:20 -0400

theoozingbraininvain:

tankkobon:

tumblingsheep:

Me catching the bus every day

this one is probably a hybrid with moose genes

what’s worse, it was the wrong bus.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 17:27:22 -0400

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jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:02:35 -0400

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

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